HT: Cyber Monday

◊ Name(optional): Bryce Maydon

◊ Holiday: Cyber Monday

◊ Gender: ???? (Appearance changes depending on whether more males/females/etc participate in CB. Currently appears somewhere in between with slight leaning towards female, so they go by female pronouns right now for simplicity's sake. May or may not change next time CB comes around)

(I'm going to use she/her for the rest of this app because I'm lazy)

◊ Age(optional): ???? (the term 'Cyber Monday' was officially coined sometime in 2004/05)

◊ Weight/Height: 4' 10

◊ Abilities: 
 can find the site with the best discount without really thinking about it
 able to fix technology at will (will usually only do this if you want to get to a sale that ends soon or if you pay her…she doesn't want to be free tech service!)

◊ Weapon(if any): she keeps a small knife in her pocket in order to stab people with if they try to take something she wants to buy. Isn't very effective because she does online shopping and what's this? Somebody just bought that really comfy-looking sweatshirt you were going after? Too bad you don't know who it is, or you could have stabbed them and claimed the sweatshirt for yourself_{Imeanwhatshe also has a small stash of poison…in a lot of places....}

◊ Personality:
Cheerful | Gullible | Innocent | Easily Confused

Pack Rat/Loot Hoarder | Tech-Savvy

Moody | Passive Aggressive | Inferiority Complex | Will Attempt to Stab/Poison You If You Buy The Last Item In Stock Of Something She Wants

For the majority of the year, she is cheerful, gullible, and hoards everything she buys on sale, and holds fairly good relationships with the other holidays (with two exceptions). She's very knowledgable about technology, and can fix your computer for the sake of getting to those online sales. During Cyber Monday weekend, though, she hoards herself up in her house and buys everything she wants that is on sale (and grumbles about all the things that *aren't* on sale). She's very protective of her holiday, even if she's bad at arguing in favor of it. She feels inferior compared to these two large holidays surrounding her (especially since most people don't know about her unless they're using her to buy things for the other holiday), and ends up lashing out at those who mention them in her presence.

Despite being on the Internet most of the day, she doesn't know much about a lot of things. Like sex. And people. _{How do you deal with people? By poisoning them? Can you keep attacking them until they lose consciousness? Can you gain exp from dueling people?}

◊ Biography: [why keep track of your history when you can go buy a slightly used copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf for $1 instead?]

◊ Likes:
fast food
food filled with sugar
discounts
sales
video games
comfy clothing
poison
technology

◊ Dislikes: 
black coffee
bitter things
cOFFEE
talking out loud
stores that don't offer sales at any point during the year
rain (danger for her electronics)
Christmas/Black Friday (the former because everyone uses her to buy presents for them; the latter because nobody knows she exists because of him. she wishes she could poison them both, but she also realizes that if she kills Christmas she'll probably lose a lot of sales, and the same thing with Black Friday)

◊ Additional Information: 
wears stupid winter sweaters because they're cheap/are gifted to her
 wears a ton of cheap clothing she bought on sale (usually really baggy)
 drinks 20 gallons of coffee during the weekend of black friday/cyber monday because so many people are buying things online that she has to make sure they are finding the good discounts (also so the sites don't crash and they miss out on those sweet new boots for only half price)
 hates the bitterness of coffee but it keeps her awake so she drinks it anyways
 gets really grumpy when a site doesn't offer a sale for cyber monday (or any day of the year really)
 about a week before C.M. she gets really busy so her hair gets kinda long cause she doesn't have time to cut it and she has less time to take a shower and eat so her desk is littered with stuff like ramen and soda and coffee
 never buys anything at full price
 becomes ridiculously happy when people find what they're looking for at a really good price
 likes talking to people through the Internet more than in person, so will usually try to text you instead
 she has a soft spot for poison and keeps a stash of it (bought at a discount from a shady website) hidden in various places around her house for easy access

◊ Relationships: TBA

The discovery of that sweater is credited to Shadowstar : www.uglychristmassweater.com/w…